friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021

Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024

Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023