Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009
Get the Spear Fishing For Shit Sharksmug. the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"
by Sean and Tommy July 13, 2007
Get the fish out of watermug. A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020
Get the San Francisco White Fishmug. To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.
by Ebonyks August 20, 2007
Get the crazier than a fish with tittiesmug. If you see a man with a blow fish tattoo anywhere above his waist it means he likes to place male genitalia in his mouth. A common place for the blow fish is on the arm. This idea originated in Japan.
Person 1: "Did you see Justin's new tattoo?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
by Ecanori February 3, 2010
Get the Blow Fish Tattoomug. The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
by Alistair montgomery September 21, 2005
Get the Sword fish of doommug. A person who's eyes seems to contain no life, like that of a dead fish. This can be a person's natural look, but it can also be found on people suffering from shell shock. Also known as the "Thousand Yard Stare."
Sebastion- "People keep telling me that I have eyes like a dead fish Q."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."
by Sebastian Wolfe April 19, 2017
Get the Eyes like a dead fishmug.