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daddy pig, where art thou?

The act where Daddy Pig goes missing and you don’t know where that silly man could have gone!
Peppa: OH DADDY PIG!? daddy pig, where art thou?
by Bobbie Newtron2 acc January 11, 2021
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Daddy uhhh😩😩😩

Uuuh daddy😩😩😩
Daddy uhhh😩😩😩
by GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH February 20, 2021
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Dick me down daddy👅

What a girl said is to you she wants you to fuck the shit outta her and not just regular sex that pornstar sex, that grip my hair sex and that aggressive sex.
Whatchu wanna do girl

I want you to dick me down daddy👅
Say less
by 💕✨🔑💍2️⃣ April 13, 2022
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rippy dip daddy wap tap

How to ask to inhale someone's Vaporizer
Can I get a rippy dip daddy wap tap of that
by Sunlilsparcj April 24, 2021
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DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
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Bearded meme daddy

An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.
by UncleMiles May 6, 2017
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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
by abold1995 July 7, 2017
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