Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

anal white bright

When you get your ass hole bleached and spread your butt cheeks apart. Kinda looks like a sun shining white and bright.

Dude I have an anal white bright now!

by Melaiden January 24, 2017

Anal Gangster

a member of the greatest squad of cod players ever assembled

Yo have you seen penetration by the anal gangsters? yea me neither, infrah wont finish the fucking tage

by meatyanker44 March 19, 2021

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015