may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

May 12

Whip out yo titty day

Hey its may 12, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 12, 2022

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May 4th

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023

Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

may 11th

the day it’s ihsaans birthday!!!!

omg todays may 11th isn’t that the sexy ihsaans birthday!!!!!!!! woop woop happy birthday to ihsaan !!!

by inluvrn!!! May 7, 2022