Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021

Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.

Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.

by hbk_dtt July 26, 2022

Cycling eating disorder

A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.

Common in teen girls.

I had cycling eating disorder when I was a teenager.

by 459395 July 23, 2024

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

Dog eat dog

Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.

A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021