Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.
My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco
by Wiseman!!! October 30, 2019
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walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco
by greenecounty April 24, 2019
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Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.
Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.
by Fire_engine_red March 09, 2024
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Taco Cash

When you see some Carnitas, and well you know that is sus, and, who knows what is in it, as it WAS IN A GARAGE. The dog came to warn you, but you had to get some Taco Cash anyway
I need some Carnitas, got me some Taco cash burning a hole in my pocket
by CjCoplin May 06, 2023
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post taco stomach disorder

Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).
by Motosaki410 July 07, 2022
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Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.
She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .
by High coyote February 15, 2018
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Trash Taco

Trash of all kinds in a taco shell.
A: I'm seriously craving a trash taco.
B what the fuck?
by Kojiisastupidiot May 23, 2020
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