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piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!
"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!
by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017
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pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽
"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"
by dprtae1 May 20, 2022
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weak as piss

Dean Baade
Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss
by Feralberyl June 5, 2017
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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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piss

Brad: bro did you see how hard Matt was pissing last night? it was hot as fuck
Jeff: i know bro. i was about to join in
by rexxxdrinkspee November 23, 2022
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Piss Chillin

When you’re vibing so hard that you are in a state of tranquility that one might be in while pissing
I am actually sick, just not with COVID so I am piss chillin at home
by holdzthemayo October 16, 2021
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Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!
Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled
by piss god September 25, 2019
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