Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.
Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.
by The one that has no name June 09, 2022
You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp
by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020
Guy 1 “why didn’t you ditch your girl to hang out with us dude”
Guy 2 “what can I say man I’m a simp”
Guy 2 “what can I say man I’m a simp”
by I’m Lenard bemadason October 25, 2020
if you shave your quarantine beard even though you said would not because your ho said "beard scare me", then you are a simp
by artab.ananf April 05, 2020
"Bro I really like Alyssa she's cute"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021
by Pussy getter 69 February 21, 2020