A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jockmug. to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)
1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?
2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?
2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes
by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024
Get the bum around the housemug. A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.
The type of shit that you do at home
The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.
"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
Get the House Shitmug. Where a woman or man comes to your house to smoke, drink, bring kids and to stay to fill time until there person comes home and they spend time with.
Man you using me as a filler house, smoking my weed and drinking my drink until your nigga gets off work and home and not giving me any pussy
by Cant save a hoe January 19, 2022
Get the filler housemug. Korbin house is a littlebitch that suffers from littlebitchitus. Although people named this will often have a chode (abnormally small dick)
Korbin: I Korbin house love men, and am half gay cuz I'm a bisexual bitch. Also I eat dry cum out of my daddy mikes cum sock
by Reapersyph August 6, 2024
Get the korbin housemug. by Demitrious Octavion June 9, 2018
Get the Traditional house alarmmug. Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2024
Get the House Keymug.