its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.
woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*
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