1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

5 & 1/4

Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.

Don't be a 5 & 1/4, you said you would help fix my computer, don't be a dick.

by Joke-Water May 31, 2022

June 1

National Titty Pic Day

Hey today is June 1

Maybe I should send my friend titty pics!

by TheBoulder69 May 31, 2022

June 1

"Show me dem tiddies" day
Ask a friend to show them your juicy voluptuous milk filled tiddies

Boy: Hey it's June 1.
Girl: Oh yeah! *whips out dem tiddies*

by ILikeTitsok#9270 June 1, 2022

June 1

"Show me dem tiddies" day
Ask your friend to show your their gigantic voluptuous milk filled tiddies

Boy: it's June 1 so whip out dem tiddies.
Girl: Oh yeah! *whips out dem tiddies*

by ILikeTitsok#9270 June 1, 2022

June 1

The day Captain Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp won his case against ‘my dog stepped on a bee’ Amber Turd

Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd

Bob : ……

by Whatname June 2, 2022

September 1

September 1 is the day emotional and sensitive people are born
They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example

September 1 is not a good day.........it’s a emotional day for the sensitive and emotional people

by By Lazycookie June 2, 2022