whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020

Wet Cavern

A fishy void in which any male to escape contracts a large amount of STDs. It is such a deep dark expanse that any man drugged enough to go near it simply falls in. These are usually found in between the legs of most girls in the 21st century.

"What did you do with YOU-KNOW-WHO last night?"
"Nothing she's got a wet cavern"
"Shit man i feel ya..."
"she didn't"

by mynameisPhil September 15, 2019

Wet & Reckless

When my girlfriend is so horny, she says "Forget the rubber!"

My girlfriend was so wet & reckless last night, she had to go to planned parenthood the next morning

by Mynameisgomez August 3, 2016

wet burl

a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."

She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.

by dobie December 17, 2012

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025