Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man
"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!
by #2 November 07, 2004
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
by captain quacker June 27, 2017
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.
Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.
by ElleBrookes June 26, 2024
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Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.
by Keno master October 03, 2020
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018
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