dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

The Slap

The slap refers to an incident that occurred at the 94th Oscars wherein Actor Will Smith walks up on comedian Chris Rock on stage and proceeds to Slap the living dog saliva out of his mouth.

Yo, Did you see the slap last night at the Oscar’s? All anyone will ever talk about

by Yaya mumu March 28, 2022

quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'

Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it

by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

slap

sounds like a plan

“hey, u wanna get dinner tonight?”
“oh, yeah slap”

by genalbo February 21, 2021

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman June 2, 2016