Deaded

Deaded is another word for saying someone has passed and in mourning state

"Yes *persons name* has been deaded."

by KKITOOO April 12, 2023

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

by 4X4animals August 22, 2016

Still Not Dead

The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.

*drinks received*
Man 1: How's everyone doing?
Group: Still Not Dead!

by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023