Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

dead good

Dead good jewellery - jewellery made from insects, roadkill and other flora and fauna. Its dead, but its good. Dead good that

oh wow that necklace is dead good ! is it made by dead good jewellery?

by Nickywoo February 9, 2018

Fancy the dead person

Fancy the dead person is kinda pog, they are indeed dead. they can be found carrying a suitcase of porcelain maid clips, and can sometimes be found pokeing there big fat head in iggy's stream. They are fun to hang out with but they can be sassy.

they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.

Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.

by roseyposet August 17, 2022

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.

When I grow up I want to be dead.

by Foodlion May 27, 2019

Still Not Dead

The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.

*drinks received*
Man 1: How's everyone doing?
Group: Still Not Dead!

by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022