Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Fire drill

A practice where the fire marshal visits the building to release a fire hornrt nest, which fear people enough for them to evacuate the building without the need for the fire alarm. A few people will get stung by fire hornrts on the way out of the building

The fire drill was scary yesterday!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Fire-Out

offers real relief from both
pain and itch—real fast. With a maximum strength combination of Benzocaine and
Menthol,

Fire-Out is the only over-the-counter medicine offering dual modes of action
to quickly treat stings and bites from fire ants and other insects

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Australian Bush Fire

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis

"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"

by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

affro fire

In wich the Pubic region is an affro and flaming red (as in fire). Therefore "Affro Fire" Aka Jenna R. (She loves Mista Milla) <3

pubic hair is fluffy and red ("affro fire")

by minipimp February 1, 2009