normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch
by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017

Assumption of an outcome of an event directly not correlated with the outcome from past events for similar situations or dismissing results stated by others with their experience with similar situations.
If you type B before the letter A in the alphabet by mistake, but then erase B and type AB in the correct order, it is still not wrong - Alex theory.
by GrayedOut June 29, 2022

Alex is such an Alex.
by iluvalex March 17, 2024

A great guy once you get to really know him, he might seem guarded at first, but once you know him he’s a keeper. He could steal your girl in a second, a true player, one of the homies.
“Wow Alex is super cute”
by Goodbadguy November 24, 2021

A very smart girl who is very popular and smells good especially her breath. She is very beautiful ,athletic and history is her favorite subject.
by The hotrail babw January 10, 2018

Alex (in this case male) is your best friend, he has the sweetest smile, and is so attractive, he cares for you and is the reason you smile, he is hilarious, so smart, and he makes your heart light up.
by THEGAYDISCORDKITTEN_101 December 31, 2022

A boy who will play you no matter what. Isn’t one ounce of loyal. Will flirt with you for weeks and then tell you that your just friends.
Alex’s are cute but yet there such assholes. They’ll come to your house and sit on your doorstep just to talk to and when you go to talk to them they don’t even listen to you. Your just a thing to an Alex. They think they’re better then everyone else and that no one is above them.
DONT DATE OR MESS WITH AN ALEX THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO BITS
Alex’s are cute but yet there such assholes. They’ll come to your house and sit on your doorstep just to talk to and when you go to talk to them they don’t even listen to you. Your just a thing to an Alex. They think they’re better then everyone else and that no one is above them.
DONT DATE OR MESS WITH AN ALEX THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO BITS
by Amandalovescookies@gmail.com June 14, 2019
