swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Piss Yourself

Do it Now

Person on discord:Hi!
Their friend: Piss Yourself

by Spunky132 December 5, 2023

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024

dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Blackout Pissed

Anger so intoxicating one loses consciousness of their actions and memory during the time intoxication.

Derek became blackout pissed after he was called out. Then began a fist fight with the ump.

by Logan5673 April 29, 2021

Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland

Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby

by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023