parkskz

A user on TikTok who supports the biggest bg group in the world, who also has moots who speak only true facts and are insanely hot

“Parkskz is one of my fav tiktokers”

parkskz by Amulet4me March 20, 2022

parkourplegic 

Eng(noun)-

1.)A dumbass attemting to do some stupid shit the body wasn't meant to do trying to be cool and ends up permantly injuryed.

Dude thought it would be cool to flip off the balcony until he landed on the fence and broke his back and became parkourplegic.

parkourplegic by Ponyboi69 December 28, 2022

parkin 

A dumbass, the exact opposite of a genius

There's a parkin at my doorstep asking for candy

parkin by Unloaded Address April 26, 2023

trailer parkish

Someone with no class who acts and looks like they live in a trailer park but doesn't.

She sure looks and acts trailer parkish.

trailer parkish by BMWsis January 2, 2009

executive parking 

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

executive parking by egads March 26, 2008

War-Parking 

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

War-Parking by ramses0 September 4, 2009

quad-parked 

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

quad-parked by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011