A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 23, 2025
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by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.
person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
by JakkieChan69 May 19, 2020
A neoliberal amalgamation of strawmanning, braindeath, hypocrisy, assaults stroken in extremely bad faith on everyone who doesn't share his views, cherrypicking only evidence that serves his narrative, and insulting entire working class populations in the name of fiscal darwinism in twitter account of Mexican clown who is convinced illegal immigration, offshoring the manufacturing and warmongering are the greatest thinks to happen in the history of the United States.
Tired? He is also a catholic whose who owes his philosophy to Ayn Rand.
Tired? He is also a catholic whose who owes his philosophy to Ayn Rand.
Mexican Reaganite would support Hitler if only Aryan Race was replaced by Neoliberal economics and Jews by populists.
by Obliterator-in-Exile November 12, 2023