December

It's the month where you beat your dick 1 time on december 1st and then 2 time on december 2nd and 3 times on december 3rd and so on.

Guy 1: hey did you know it was december

Guy 2: uh oh

by Fact distrubutor December 1, 2021

December 20

You might be a bitch and use very innocent people as your little pawn for your game and you might be a hoe

Oh man she is a hoe and a backstabbing bitch oh wait she was born on December 20

by 101speakertruth February 6, 2020

December 5th

Wear all black day 🖤

Why is everyone wearing black??

It December 5th wear all black day

by Sunflower_girls101 December 4, 2019

December 15-20

Fuck a Bread period. Specifically one wearing a hat.

Oh man, I love December 15-20!
Really? Why?
Yeah! I can fuck a bread!

by panzywanzy December 17, 2020

December 17

National throw bananas at your sibling day

brother: “why are you throwing bananas at me?”
me: “because its December 17, national throw bananas at your sibling day”

by theydinosaur December 17, 2020

December 2nd

Mom friend appreciation day: Show some appreciation to your mom friend. They are always the one to give you advice and take care of you, sometimes that’s ought to be hard.

“Hey, thanks for everything, ya’know, since it’s December 2nd.”
“No problem dude”

by EveA November 19, 2021

December 5

Samira Chediak’s birthday.

The holiday we have all been awaiting, December 5, Samira Chediak’s birthday, is coming up soon.

by @merryarmin November 13, 2025