bad news box

the mail box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"

by E roch popadopalus August 11, 2008

Memphis slap box

The art of “slap-boxing” but rather than only going for head shots, you must attack the opponents voluptuous ass cheeks.

“yo bro! you got a fat booty, tryna Memphis slap box?”

by jayjayboogie August 6, 2021

Juke Box DJ

A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.

The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.

If you don't scratch or remix beats, you must be a Juke Box DJ.

by mixnscratch February 5, 2010

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

bad box

doing something your friends don't approve of.

Yo, you fucked that fat bitch... You're in the bad box

by Yelp! October 20, 2009

Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax December 9, 2008