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C. O. W.

Short for 'call other women'
Jake: I have to call a woman

Lara: But why?

Jake: For my big brother's wedding

Lara: Alright

Jake: She isn't picking my call!

Lara: So just C. O. W.
by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021
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Layton c

Layton c is a fein for balgaddy park with all of his chicks
Girls I just seen Layton c in balgaddy park with another girl
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if you dont know what this get help
i went on to htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php to submit random things to annoy the website

why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.
by doge is me October 28, 2022
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Joshy C

A "Joshy C", is a person, usually a teenage boy, who tends to be pansexual, have an incredibly abnormal facial complexity, misogynistic, likes being pegged, looks like a swollen toad, often dons a 'Santa hat' and proclaims that he is in fact "Christmas josh". A Joshy C is not someone who you should engage in conversation with, as he has never had an original thing to say or anything notable for that matter, common conversational points he brings up are how he "wishes he was getting pegged right now" and "remember that time i saved the roblox Pansexual flag from being burnt down, heh im such a sigma". A Joshy C can often be identified by the unquantifiable amount of smegma leaking from his chapped foreskin, he tends to leave what some may call, a 'smeg trail', if you see a smeg trail please turn the other way as talking to or discovering a Joshy C is not ideal. A Joshy C tends to reside in his smeg encrusted cave high up in the mendip hills, at night one can hear him bellow from attop his perch "OHHH PEG ME PLEASE" followed by a devilish cackle. Joshy Cs are not to br taken lightly, if you know of a Joshy C then attempt to cut ties as being connected to one is a bad look and you'll probably be labelled as a 'Joshy C pegger', or his 'suck slave'.
Uh oh, here comes that 'Joshy C', heh, what a faggo.
by smeggalot December 21, 2023
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F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012
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You're bored and a nerd and I beat you to it
'm,b.xpkyjfqg;c is an insane level of boredom
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