Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.

Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

poo

poop

pooop

by babbygotoworkkk June 9, 2022

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.

Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2

by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team Poos usually occur in a public setting by drunk individuals.

Dude, I have to poo!" - Drunk Friend 1

"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2

by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022

poo

it smells

me:'hey did you poop yourself?'
friend:'noooo...'
thinking me:sus

by pebblezpoo June 11, 2022

poo-sniffer

the deffinition of a poo-sniffer is someone named romyn

dang your such a poo-sniffer

by bibyboi June 13, 2022