Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023

Mexican Stoplight

The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars

I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.

by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025

Mexican

Someone from Mexico

"He's Mexican"

by Dinokingdumb January 21, 2024

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022