Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

Cambodian meat tube

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.

Hey Susan, wanna try a Cambodian meat tube?

by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021

nebraska meat wallet

Paige… only some will know the true meaning of something so diabolical!

Hey there goes that Nebraska meat wallet, I heard she only carries “big bills”.

by rjdf March 24, 2023

Bleach Your Meat

To apply bleach to change the skin tone of a woman's vagina so the baby the produce will be fair skinned.

Hey, I'm trying to give my bay the best headstart in life I can!

Then you gotta Bleach Your Meat

by RodgerTech February 15, 2022

German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019