old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

stoopid old pedophile

If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.

stoopid old pedophile = kyan

by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021

Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw

i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music

by gel_ November 5, 2023

The old Mcman

When someone poops on a woman's head while she is blowing someone else.

Hey honey you wanna try the old mcman?

by $uicidefart January 26, 2024

Old Bitties

Elderly women

Awww look at these old bitties

by OracleTruth January 18, 2020

old ricky

Alternative name for Glasgow.

As the ship pulled out I was leaving old ricky.

by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021