Andrews' Rules

In the game of 8 Ball Pool, Andrews' rules apply when you loose the game with all 7 of your balls still on the table
The looser/s must strip and run 3 laps around the table

Dude you've still got 7 balls, Andrews' Rules! Pro homo🤙

by PineappleUnicorn January 20, 2020

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 11, 2021

The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished

cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub

by slut4tld January 30, 2023

Ava Rule

This rule states that a person using this rule must take a bath every day, if they are to miss their bath then it would be dangerous for everyone around them. If you know anyone like this do NOT let them miss a single bath or it could be the death of you. One very important notice, this rule does NOT apply to men or boys. It’s not gender specific because I say, that’s just the nature of the rule.

Boy1: She takes a bath like every day man.

Boy2: She must follow that Ava Rule man.

Oh man that girl must have missed their bath... we should get out of here.

by SirInfoTheBrave January 24, 2018

Hoodie Rule

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.

"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"

by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022

Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 02, 2021