PISS

An acronym for "Play It Safe, Stupid."

She wanted me to ride bareback, but I insisted on the PISS method and wore a rubber.

by Stratelejazzuar November 13, 2011

Pissing suds

The day after you go out and bury about 20 beers and you take a piss at work and the bubbles literally come over the bowl like a head of a frosty draft beer.

Did you see middle stall? Some asshole went out last night because the froth of his piss was coming over the bowl. That prick is pissing suds

by easton11 December 11, 2011

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

Piss chungus

Piss chungus is an insult that means " you smell like dead fish "

" Hey Amy, Casper called me a piss chungus yesterday what does that mean? " " It means he thinks you smell like a dead fish, dude. "

by C4SP3R_SPR1T3 March 4, 2023

Piss princess

A slutty queen who is madly inlove with ryan, wanted to get rained on a drum set by linus, and pissed into a water bottle for fun.

“GOD YOURE BEING SUCH A PISS PRINCESS RIGHT NOW….”

by Sosbus 🤤 March 4, 2023

Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.

Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”

by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023

Piss

It's piss what else did you think it was... It's that water like liquid that comes out of a dick when you need to go "number one"
Not to be confused with cum the primarily slimier, stickier and white liquid

Jim: "Afk, I need to take a piss"
Jimothy: "Ight, too much info though"

by Raccoon gamer March 12, 2023