Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018

Bosnian meat skittle

The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.

Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho

Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"

by yamothasonion February 10, 2019

Meat Factory Party

Is a party mainly for people to get extremely drunk and have sex with multiple men. Usually random women show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at meat factory parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex with multiple men is the main reason the parties are held and the main reason people attend

Jennifer always wanted to get plowed by multiple men but was afraid of what her beta husband would think, so she went alone to a meat factory party, got black out drunk, and lived out her fantasy of being double penetrated by a couple of frat brothers.

by WalterDisney May 30, 2018

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019