Straight men at a lesbian bar
by llameboy July 6, 2018

Some random city in Manitoba, Canada that nobody cares about. I'm sure not even some of the 6,000 residents care about it either, and have plans to move out.
It's also frigid, with winters frequently dropping below -40°.
It's also frigid, with winters frequently dropping below -40°.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Uhh... Norway House."
"Norway? Which city?"
"No, there is a city in Canada called Norway House. That's where I'm from."
"Oh. You're weird bro."
"Uhh... Norway House."
"Norway? Which city?"
"No, there is a city in Canada called Norway House. That's where I'm from."
"Oh. You're weird bro."
by L_bozo_mafia_member September 18, 2023

Scooby-Doo House (also known as a Shaggy House) is when two best guy/girl's friends house and one of you stand on the bed, squat over, then proceed to dump a massive shit on the face of the friend while they are laying down on the floor, but right before the shit leaves their ass the friend on the floor scream's RUH-ROH! at the top of their lungs!
"So Fran? want to sleep at my place your yours?"
"We can do this at your house but we gotta make it a Scooby-Doo House."
"Ruh-Roh!"
"We can do this at your house but we gotta make it a Scooby-Doo House."
"Ruh-Roh!"
by Define Deez February 3, 2022

by Lilabe July 19, 2019

by bensonhedges February 6, 2014

A place where clowns take little children to play in the dark basement, filled with lots of lolipops and hot dogs.
by Goldvenom June 21, 2012

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
