Fossil Fucking 

Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.

Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"

Fossil Fucking by Colojolo July 26, 2009

gunt fucking 

When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.

There is no way they can have sex, but I'm sure they do a lot of gunt fucking.

gunt fucking by north end sista December 7, 2012

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

You're fucking me soft by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

fucking 

The only fucking word that can fucking be used any fucking where fucking because it's fucking the best fucking word in all of fucking existence. Fuckers. Its also the term for fucking having sexual fucking with a partner.

I fucking hate when fucking morons fucking can't do fucking jackshit. Holy fucking shit, thatsa whole lotta fucking i just fucking did. Im fucking a big ass right now , fuckshit.

fucking by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot 

Someone who obviously doesn't know the cardinal rule of car enthusiast forums... You swim with sharks, sooner or later you're going to be bitten, and once that first drop of blood spills, all of them will want a piece.

He posted his opinion. What did he expect was going to happen? What a stupid dumb fucking idiot.

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot by Jimmy "SuperFly" Snuka August 3, 2003

fucking psycho 

see also: gerg

fucking psycho by Bucket! February 28, 2003