Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer (BBBB) is one hell of a “beer”. BBBB consists of Pineapple juice, squirrel tits, fish shit, and finally a woman’s breast milk. The concoction is blended up and then poured all over the woman’s tits. The male then slurps it off the boobs and can suck the boobs for extra milk.

Dude you HAVEEEE to try Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

sodom bottom

A slur for gay men specifically. It refers to the Biblical story of Sodom and Gomorrah in which God destroys the two cities for practicing what we know today as Sodomy or anal penetration. “Bottom” referring to the sexual position many gay men take with their partner being on top.

Look at all of the Sodom Bottoms over there just asking for fire and brimstone.

by Magicman December 30, 2025

Asian Bottle

When you and your partner dispense fecal matter into a bottle and insert the nozzle into the vagina and squeeze vigorously.

Honey I’m so horny let’s do the Asian Bottle

by Coopuh January 5, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective way to carry water, but also the most effective way to make everyone laugh during a lecture when it falls over.
This object will make you crash out every 5 second,like the second u look away its already 30ft away from falling and rolling away

“My water bottle works better than a car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective method of carrying water,also the most efficient way to make everyone laugh during a lecture.
Like this object works better than a car weel. I will look down and it will be 30 ft away after falling, but before it can roll it has to fall and make the BIIIIIINNNKKKKDDDDDKKKKK!!!!!!! Hiting the ground.

“My water bottle works better than car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.

do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!

by poet P July 1, 2009