Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022

Guerrilla Bear

A wild animal that lives in Mora. This animal can sometimes lose its temper very easily and attack other guerrilla bears. They like companion ship, but tend to be very stubborn with their companion.

That animal looks very odd climbing those trees. Thats because it is a Guerrilla Bear

by Dork Pig October 27, 2011

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.

Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?

by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021

booka bear

a wonderful girl who tells it like it is she don't play no games and will ride with you to the end she a beautiful nightmare that you can't live without

that's my booka bear

by her scarcrow November 20, 2023

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024