Chris Browned

Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue

Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet

by Zq8playboy February 22, 2009

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

Brown Bag

When you pull a prank by shitting into someones backpack with out telling your friends

Did you hear someone brown Bagged tyler phillips yesterday...hahahaa

by nicco Hallo February 12, 2008

brown shoes

shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)

wow those shoes are fucking sweet

by robin November 29, 2003

brown shoes

A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".

{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."

by Woodenhead May 14, 2006

Hash Brown

To get a woman stoned so that you can have anal intercourse with her.

Adam: What are you up to tonight?
John: Going to some dive to try and Hash Brown some skanks.

by zaaaaaa April 2, 2009

downtown brown

When a girl goes down on you.

Example 1:

Feese:yo nigga you hit that last nite or what.
Guy:Naw bitch went downtown brown tho.

Example 2:

Guy: Whats sup with some Downtown Brown Right Now
Kristyn: DOWNTOWN BROWN!! YEAH!! (gets on her knees precedes to go downtown brown)

by RIGGSSSSS January 5, 2007