Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

six and two threes

Same difference

It is completely not the same as 'six of one and half a dozen of the other'

'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'

'Six and two threes, they're both shite'

by Scorer1982 February 6, 2015

two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him

two from tpot is a bad host

by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

two dubs

Two Dubs is a creative studio based out of Bozeman MT that specializes in Web Development and Design.

You can check out Two Dubs at http://twodubs.com

by TomDub October 11, 2008

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011