National choke somebody day

Grabbing either a boy or girl throat and lightly choking them not in a violent way. Hands around pulling a person close to you for a turn on.

5/11 is national choke somebody day. grab somebody by the throat for a teasing way or for fun and lightly choke them.

by nxl May 11, 2023

National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.

Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

by bparker2424 November 1, 2020

National Humpty Dumpty Day

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day

by KF842 December 4, 2021

National ruin relationship day

The day you post receipts, screenshots, pictures or videos, any proof, that will ruin a relationship due to one or more partner being unfaithful.

*him/her being flirtatious towards you*

y/n: no way!
*shows proof*
y/n: i cant wait to post this on national ruin relationship day!

by $uperGremlinDTA April 15, 2022

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

National kick in the face day

Grab friend and kick them in the face

NATIONAL KICK IN THE FACE DAY

by tastephenson December 9, 2020

National give head day

This wonderful day is celebrated on the 1st of july

Did you know its national give head day today?

Oh, is it already the 1st of July ?

by Bentrin June 28, 2021