The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

social justice two-way expectation rule

An ethical rule that states that before an individual can start calling out other people for making discriminatory comments or performing biased actions against minorities, the individual must first acknowledge and deal with their own implicit and explicit biases, as well as effectively manage their emotions, so they can lead by example. This includes recognizing biases that are not typically viewed as being part of social justice. (That means you must confront biases like Privilege of the Living and Political Identity Privilege.) It is recommended that when calling someone out over biased comments or behavior that you try to so in a calm and polite manner, so they are less likely to feel attacked, and to avoid supporting the stereotypes about social justice supporters spread by some far-right wing political commentators. Basically, if you expect other people to listen to you and change their behavior in order to be less biased, then you have to be willing to deal with your own biases and privilege and control your emotions.

The social justice two-way expectation rule is an important ethical responsibility for any person considering standing up to discrimination, because if you don’t deal with your own biases first, then a lot of people will ignore you due to the fact you don’t practice what you preach. Failing to deal with your biases prior to calling someone out can also negatively impact the views of social justice in other people as they may see the movement as being just being all talk, without producing any real results.

by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021

Rule 3330

This rule can be used to break any rule on Urban Dictionary beginning with the number 1,2, or 3.

1: "Rule 100 applies here."
2: "No, it doesn't."
1: " Yeah, it does!"
2:"How?"
1: "Rule 3330!

by Great Spot March 18, 2021

Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.

We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.

by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021

Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

rule 34

smth seggzy bitches search up to be even more swag 😎✌

bob 1; yo lets search up rule 34
bob 2; ew wtf
bob 3; omg yea bob 1
bob 1; manky unswag bob 2
bob 3; manky unswag bob 2

by chrollo stan lol April 2, 2021

Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021