long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022

Rolled

A synonym for getting in trouble. An expression of distress, worry, or concern.

Shit bro my mom found my weed, i just got rolled.

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I think you're gonna get rolled if you don't leave now.

by ShlattnGuy December 28, 2022

roll and shove

when you have a big penis that you have to roll it up and shove it in your underwear

John’s dick was so big that he had to roll and shove into his speedo.

by penisfacts101 March 18, 2019

bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

Dick Roll

When you give someone a misleading surprise dick-pic. Just like a Rick Roll but with a dick.

Emily asked for a picture of my car but I Dick Rolled her instead.

by YaBoi_V_ October 3, 2020

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016