Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.

Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too

by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Michael Sofos

Internet and movie star Michael Sofos is an inspiration to many. Known for playing Costa in my Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Mr. Sofos has since retired and has since taken up dirt biking

"My favorite actor is Michael Sofos!"

by MichaelSofoslover2 May 9, 2022

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

michael conway

that guy who used to be so annoying in middle school but is now becoming the biggest fuckboy in high school

Person 1: Yo remember that annoying kid in 6th grade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway

by im a hoe for u January 16, 2020