Ryan Barnhart

A big ball of a man, who smells like ace body spray, and he is about 320. Long blonde hair and think he gets bitches.

Ryan Barnhart is gay

by GAY LORD420 June 23, 2023

Ryan

A massive HOG you will love. He is massive. Arms massive, Legs massive, Feet massive, Hands massive COCK EXTRA massive.

You will love Ryan and his massive body

by GimmeYaToes October 22, 2023

jeff ryan

Jeff is the meaning of Slav squad in Cantonese and I know dis will be read by him so follow him @slav boi Steve

My names Jeff Ryan

by Slav boi Steve November 26, 2018

Ryan

A Ryan will always be there to pick you up when you are down. He will hold you through the bad times and laugh with you through the good. He is everything you could ever need in a companion of any kind. If you know a Ryan, NEVER let him go. He is the closest thing to perfect this world has to offer.

Ryan has never looked better!

by midnightcrow3 October 30, 2020

Ryan

The most beautiful person you will ever meet the moment you lock eyes you will immediately fall in love. He is amazing at snuggling, and the moment you are away from him you want to come back. He has a very fuzzy jacket that is used as a pillow when snuggling, and has a super sexy crush named Lincoln. He also likes the word meese.

Omg! Is that a Ryan, he’s so sexy!

by Bananaboybbbbbbbbbbbbbbb March 30, 2023

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022