national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!

Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”

by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 1, 2022

National Boobs Pic Day

On August 5th, any guy can ask a boobs pic only to one sweetheart feminine friend.

Guy: "Can I ask you a boobs pic?"
Feminine Friend: "C'mon I can't."
Guy: "But sweetie today is August 5th, the National Boobs Pic Day."
Feminine Friend: "Really?? Okok, wait a moment."

by NikoAkuma August 5, 2022

National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

National Aster Day

October 15th is national aster day. On this day you appreciate the asters in your life and give them all your valuables
Maybe give them a hug idk

Shu: woah did you hear it's national aster day?
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money

by Penguin teeth October 2, 2022

National fuck your ex day

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!

Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

by Cyylic October 3, 2022

National Give Jerry Head Day

National give jerry head day is October 4th

I gotta give jerry head today it’s october 4th, it’s National give jerry head day is October 4th

by ILoveMyGirlFriend$$$ October 3, 2022

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022