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mage kid

A huge dork that plays kid games as an adult.
by Thebananaman64 December 5, 2017
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emo kid

a typical result of overwhelming teenage angst, built up anger towards "the man", or some type of abuse. Emo kids can be classified by a random grouping of hairs (usually black or bleached blonde) over one eye, lots of random chains on their clothes, and very tight jeans. They usually cut themselves and look depressed, but don't feel bad, they're really just angry and bi-curious.
Tom- "Look at the emo kid over there in the corner!"
Robby- "Yeah he's such a douche bag!"
Tom- "No kidding! I bet he's bi-curious!"
by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009
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kids table

a phrase that describes the maturity level of someone that is very childish
"your little cousin loaded up a stink bomb inside a nerf gun and shot it at his bus driver, fuck no more kids table with those big boy moves"
by kool-aids man October 3, 2016
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hardcore kid

an angry SOB who will act tough but is, on the inside, an emo kid in denial. Does ridiculous things like round houses and other such things and calls it dancing. hate ska kids because they are happy.
That hardcore kid loves to mess with those ska kids, I can't wait until they make him cry.
by Roadie August 16, 2004
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club kids

Kids of minimum legal pub/club going age (usually 17-18 years old) who frequent seedy suburban night clubs. Club kids usually work full time at a fastfood restaurant and still live at home with their parents. Their disposable income is high so they make up the 0.001% of the population who can afford the hideously overpriced drinks served at clubs. Club kids spend the entire night attached to their mobile phone ringing and texting other club kids.

Female club kids faces can not be seen under the 5cm of makeup, they wear 3 inch heels midriff tops and short miniskirts.

Male club kids wear turned up collar polos, jeans and white sneakers.

Club kids can be seen freezing while waiting in line at a club for 3 hours in the middle of winter. Club kids refuse to wear warm clothing as they never pay for the cloak room.
Conversation between two female club kids:

Female club kid 1: That guy is sooo hot!

Female club kid 2: He's like sooo checking you out!
by Dan123 July 5, 2006
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indie kid

Indie kids generally think they're being different to everyone else, and different to their friends, but actually look pretty much the same.

They listen bands they believe not to be mainstream, like the Artic Monkeys, Kasabian, Hard-Fi and alike.

They dont like emos or scene kids, but act more or less the same 'better than you cus i like insert band name here' way. but with slightly diferent sense of fashion and music.
Indie Kid 1 'omg, have you heard this totally awesome new band, theyre called the artic monkey, ther so indie and amazing.

Me 'stfu idiot'
by storm almighty October 2, 2007
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forum kid

Kids involved in internet discussion forums, usually males without female contact for upwards of three weeks. This most likely results in becoming of homosexuality and bumsex.
yeah, so I don't have a girlfriend, because I'm a forum kid.
by shaynerpoo May 4, 2007
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