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Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
by ThePotatard June 19, 2016
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Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
by the creeper May 4, 2018
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double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
by brotothemax July 4, 2012
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double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.
He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.
by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011
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double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through
Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass
by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011
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double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.
Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”
by SmashleyDrunkle October 23, 2019
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Double shower Wednesday

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...
“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”
by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020
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