douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.

"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.

by BAD artiste April 22, 2017

douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 23, 2017

Douche Knuckle

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information

Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle

by Davidisabab May 3, 2017

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 8, 2017

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017