december

a month during which nobody buys from britney

I want a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december.

by the_duck_king December 4, 2022

december 4

the day you cry because you didnt get your polyester sweater yesterday. if you did get your polyester sweater yesterday, congrats. we all envy you and hope you trip and fall down the stairs.

girl 1-hey girl why are you so sad!
girl 2-because i made it all the way to december 3rd without getting a sweater. Now its december 4th the day of celebration for some the day of misery for most.

by jamesmarsdenismyhusband December 4, 2022

December 4th

LGBTQIA+ history day of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out to Girl by the 1975

Hey do you know what day it is

December 4th the day Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss made history

by KarmaIsAGod December 4, 2022

December 6

National let your girlfriend/boyfriend wear your sweater day

Wanna wear my sweater? It’s December 6

by Alwaysluvurself December 4, 2022

December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with

Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5

by I-don’t/know:whattomake(myname December 4, 2022

December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

December 10th

Kiss the guy you like then give him a bracelet day.

-it’s December 10th go kiss that mf and give him a bracelet
-fasho

by ILLEST VILLAIN December 5, 2022