Alysemin; the perfect two

Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.

Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!

Alysemin; the perfect two
by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 05, 2013
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Two Party Dictatorship

A country that is controlled by only two political beliefs like Democrats or Republicans with the illusion that they have multiple choices
We live in two party dictatorship, only two choices and unable to question narratives with the illusion of a democracy.
by Two Party Dictatorship September 11, 2023
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Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
by Houxton999 January 31, 2025
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two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley
i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.
by pinkprincess370 February 07, 2010
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The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem
Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night
by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch March 12, 2023
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko March 17, 2018
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two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie
We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.
by laddiehickelsen November 02, 2021
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