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california Hand Job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.
by Zac Mike June 16, 2009
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caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.
Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.
by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008
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indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."
Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!
by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006
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10,000 Hands

Continually slapping an unsuspecting victim in the back(usually in between the shoulder blades)in a motion that is similar to a drumroll.
Guy:I can't beleive that asshole slapped me in the back continually like that!!!
Dude:You just got 10,000 hands you stupid pile of shit corn!!! hahaha
by Shaun March 13, 2004
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Trena hand

A dumb bitchass hoe who has nothing to do with her life besides bust kids for stupid stuff. GET A LIFE TRENA & STOP DRESSCODING. Unemployed bitch. By the way everyone knows about how you lost your virginity in 7th grade
Oh shit thats trena hand the bitch who dosent do anything but get kids in trouble
by trena hand November 25, 2019
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Left-Handed

(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.
Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.
by torteela_boi November 13, 2017
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Hand Me Down

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.
While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.
by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010
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