National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.

"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017

DSW (dick sucking week)

Dick Sucking Week is when a female/ woman is on her menstrual cycle and doesn't participate in sex but will have oral sex during that time.

Him.. It's been a while, can we have sex?
Her .. It's that time of the month, #DSW (dick sucking week) to you😂 will that work?

by Dekevanicole December 8, 2023

suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.

Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!

by jpHuDi July 27, 2015